Hello and welcome back to the greatest caption contest on this or any other blog out there on Al Gore’s internet. Thank you to everyone who took the plunge and submitted an entry. It’s a shame that there could only be one winner. I appreciate your efforts and look forward to seeing what you come up with this week.
Major props to Marty for her hilarious and topical (teacher related) entry. Congratulations on being the Top of the Heap this week. Enjoy a free download on me of The Bay Area Band Live at the Nativity Carnival available exclusively on iToons as your prize. It sounds so good it’s almost as if you were there. 🙂
Fist bumps go out to these runner-ups:
- You could have knocked me over when I heard Grandpa was a “swinger.” – Kevin Connell
- It was a perfect storm: Old Milwaukee, Grandma’s potato salad, and a southwest gust at 15mph. Poor Jimmie didn’t stand a chance. – Matt
- Higher! – Kim M
Also, thank you to Ameena and Monika for returning to their middle school roots to weigh in as judges. I appreciate your taking time out of your busy lives to help me with this very important job, just like in the old days. 🙂
Now, without further delay, I present to you this week’s picture:
Enter as often as you wish by typing your caption into the comments section below. Remember to get them in by Friday so we can do all of this again. Good luck and happy captioneering!
Where’s my Happy Meal, Bitch?!
Looking SO forward to her date with Brian, and the “backseat” trouble they would get into, Lizzie failed to notice that Billy George dropped a deuce for them to find later…
During fits of rage, young Charlie Sheen would give himself tittie twisters to the point where he would pass out from exhaustion.
Got Ritalin?
Child-proof carseat buckles??? Right!
“Eww! I have to get a tattoo of Charlie Sheen on my stomach?!”
Things were not quite as they appeared on the surface in the pleasant suburb of Stepford.
Melissa was so excited when she heard they were holding local auditions for “Leprechaun 7: Spawn of Leprechaun” she didn’t even bother strapping little Billy into his carseat.
Chuckie decided that the time had come to make a few changes.
I vote for TRACI! hahaha
Damien: “Did I scare you, Mommy? I didn’t mean to.”
MOM!!!!!!!!…that was the worst fart yet
I got it from my mama!
“Ok, if I keep smiling, maybe he’ll think I dont smell it”
I vote for Matt’s ‘tittie twister” line which has me in tears (and will be) just at the thought of it!
Fortunately, she has an app for that!
“Don’t make me angry, mommy – you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…”
First Day of Pre-K and Johnny isn’t sure how he is feeling about meeting his new teacher.
I like Ross’s! Mean and Green!
I don’t care if it’s RED day, I want to wear my BLUE Shirt!
Definitely Matt’s “tittie twister” caption. I was laughing so hard I was weezing like old times.
PS couldn’t be more stoked that this contest is back in action!!