Since we are currently smack dab in the middle of superhero season in the movie theaters (X-Men: First Class, Green Lantern, and Thor) and in the news (Peter Parker was recently killed off in Marvel Comics’ Ultimate Spiderman latest issue), I thought that this would be the perfect opportunity to share with you some of my newly acquired super powers of the past three weeks.
- The (near) inability to balance myself while seated due to ever-weakening trunk muscles. This phenomenon is most noticeable while sitting on the toilet. Thank goodness there’s a wall on my left hand side in the bathroom.
- Off the charts levels of regularity. Existing on a liquid diet means increased movements of the bowels. I have most definitely shed the label of One Dump Chump as of late.
- A new and exciting way to save a little bit for later. Somehow, someway, I created a silver dollar pancake sized globule of phlegm and managed to get it stuck to the roof of my mouth. If you think that’s disgusting, you should have seen it when Fehmeen scraped that bad boy out.
The Adventures of ALS Boy 
Please tell us the name of the super-hero who makes such huge gobs of phlegm, unless the super-hero is the one who yanks them out to save the day!
Adventures of the blob itself are optional…Thanks for making me glad to be gluten free and thus rarely even in spitting distance of silver-dollar pancakes!
Have u already seen Thor? What can u say about it?
I want to watch it but do not know if it is really good film (do not want to pay 10 euro for shit 😀 😀 )
It was just okay. If you can see it at a bargain matinee or if you can wait to watch it on dvd, that’s what I wish that I had done.
Thanks!
Gonna wait and watch on dvd than 🙂
Jason, of all people, I believe that YOU can come up with the best name for this super-human…. phlegm-producing super-hero 🙂