Calling All Captions #10

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Calling All Captions #10

June 8, 2011 by alsboy

I swear that my intentions were to change it from a weekly contest to a bi-weekly one but the fates intervened and conspired to keep its return under wraps for exactly one month.

Until now.

Welcome back to the little caption contest that could. Rather than waste everyone’s time with yet another filibuster, let’s just get to the winning caption.

1984. Big Brother wished he didn't have to watch. By Marty

Congrats to our second twice-decorated champion Marty on her much-deserved Double U. For your W(in), you’re taking home a lifetime supply of Turtle wax, five pounds of Swedish Fish, and unlimited rides on Stanford’s Marguerite Shuttle. Great work and enjoy.

Here are the runner-ups:

God of Love in the front, party in the back. That’s how Cupid rolls. By Mick
Man, Old Spice commercials sure have changed over the years. By Patrick “Higgy” Higgins
Mary Beth and Billy Bob posing for a prom photo at Ted Nugent High. By JWoo

Props to you, gentlemen.

At long last, I present to you this week’s picture. Good luck.

Posted in Caption Contest | 13 Comments

13 Responses

on June 9, 2011 at 10:10 am | Reply Julie

One of these things is not like the others.
on June 9, 2011 at 11:56 am | Reply Kevin Connell

…and so that’s why we finally broke down and got a television
on June 9, 2011 at 4:42 pm | Reply Marty

I’m so honored and overwhelmed by the news! Must go watch The Waltons reruns to regain perspective.
on June 9, 2011 at 4:44 pm | Reply Marty

btw, Julie nailed it on the first try!
on June 10, 2011 at 11:17 am | Reply Laura

Little Annabelle was so resentful from having to dress like a boy for family photos that she had to be held down by her mom & older sister to keep from squirming away.
on June 10, 2011 at 2:44 pm | Reply Laurie

Hey!!! Don’t forget me!!!
on June 10, 2011 at 4:12 pm | Reply Maggie

Linda never liked her mother-in-law, which was quite apparent in the family Christmas card.
on June 11, 2011 at 8:08 pm | Reply Sean B.

Tonight on Fox: When Catholics Marry Mormons
on June 12, 2011 at 9:18 am | Reply Matt

Jill often thinks about that night in Vegas 10 years ago. A chance encounter with comedian Carrot Top. You know, what happens in Vegas……
on June 12, 2011 at 9:20 am | Reply Matt

This photo was from the Anthony Weiner collection, titled “Potent Gonads”.
on June 13, 2011 at 11:24 am | Reply Amy B

Once every two years, whether they needed to or not…
on June 20, 2011 at 6:29 pm | Reply Ross

The Murphy family vowed never to speak again of the family photo tragedy of 2005
on June 29, 2011 at 12:05 am | Reply Iris

As “Extreme Home Makeover” came to a close, the Johnson’s distaste for solicitors became alarmingly apparent as the couch seams split open to reveal that afternoon’s latest victim.