Hey ya’ll! Sorry about getting this post up later than usual but would you believe me if I told you that I was fairly active this weekend with a trip to my old school for an anniversary event, to the mall for some chapeau shopping, and then up to Vancouver, BC for a little Cuban Canadian salsa dancing? Well, believe what you want but that’s my story and I’m sticking to (most) of it.
Here’s this week’s winner:
Betty was surprisingly calm. She expected her life to flash before her eyes, but the only image she could see was Sparky's face buried in that poodle's ass 5 minutes earlier. - by Matt
Woooooo! Congratulations to Matt on being our first two time winnah. As far as the prizes are concerned, I had to reach out to this blog’s sponsorship partners of yesteryear to ensure that they were truly worthy of a twice-crowned champeen. (And be sure to click on each hyperlink below to get the full effect of each prize). You’ve won a stack of Polaroid camera film from Denevi , a California king-sized waterbed from Ed Barbara at Furniture USA and a guaranteed line of credit courtesy of Paul from the DiamondCenter. Enjoy the stash, Matt.
Also deserving recognition are the runner-ups for this week.
- Having swallowed four goldfish, an iguana, a parrot, and the family cat whole, Tippy now sought bigger game. – by Mike Beusch
- Poor Linda didn’t know her recent weight gain would activate a deep seated herding response in Max, her beloved frisbee-catching sheepdog. – by Philip Arcuni
- Wait a minute! You’re not Jacob! HELP!! – by Sean B
Excellent work, gentlemen.
Here’s the new picture. Good luck!
The Adventures of ALS Boy 
Jase, thanks for the MOVIE GRADES… VERY COOL AND HELPFUL!
xoxoxo
Jethro was honored to be a part of Sheena Easton’s
“For Your Thighs Only” Comeback Tour.
He had the abs, the hair, and she liked how his arrow hung a little to the left
Joe Bob and Billie Sue were the pride of the trailer park when they won the Annual Brother/Sister Crossbow Competition. Unfortunately, the prize money was only enough to buy one outfit….
When notified that the Podunk Ball required Greco-Roman costumes for entrance, Billy Ray was forced to improvise his best Cupid.
Mary Beth & Billy Bob posing for prom a photo at Ted Nugent High
1984. Big Brother wished he didn’t have to watch.
God of Love in the front, party in the back. That’s how Cupid rolls.
Life was good for conjoined twins Jessup and Mavis McGee. He was BMOC as captain of the archery team with the perfect mullet, and she was a budding adult film star.
Eat your heart out, Charlie Sheen… who’s winning now?!
Man, Old Spice commercials sure have changed over the years.
Thanks to the new Limpenis XXXL Compound Bow, Jethro is back in the inbreeding game despite chronic erectile dysfunction.