Howdy folks and welcome back to another edition of this blog’s up and coming weekly featurette: The Calling All Captions caption contest. The assembled panel of judges had our work cut out for us this week choosing the best of the best but that’s why we get paid the big bucks. And the winner is …
Ladies and gentlemen... ...REO Douchewagon! - by Mick
Major league props to Mick for coining THE perfect phrase for this week’s photo. As for what you will be receiving for your winning efforts, we pulled out all the stops and spared no expense on your behalf: A lifetime supply of woodwind reeds from Frank Catalano’s ABC Music in (sunny) San Bruno, a never-ending tray of lumpia pulled right from the oven, and a personalized parking space at the Shell station in Pinole. It should be noted that Pinhole has perennially been voted California’s friendliest town for stranded motorists driving white Chevy Malibus. I betcha didn’t know that, didja?
All that chamber of commerce crap aside, congratulations to Mick for being the top dawg this week!
Here are the runner-ups:
- Richard Simmons unveils the Dream Team – by Kevin Connell
- The executives at Chess King soon realized that holding an open casting call for their 1989 catalogue was a bad idea, ultimately leading to the retailer’s untimely demise. – by Traci
- Cast of Jersey Shore signs on for its tenth season! – by Dave (via Nicole)
Congrats to all of you as well. Good work.
All right, let’s get to this week’s new picture. Buena suerte.
The Adventures of ALS Boy 
“Oh, don’t worry. He doesn’t bite.”
Bacon scented perfume was a bad idea.
Why, Rover, what big teeth you have.
(Ben via Julie)
Revenge: this is payback for lopping off my nuts
“What? Don’t try to catch the frisbee? Why not?”
dem bones, dem bones, dem CHEEK bones
Ladies and Gentlemen, we now present to you:
Julie Jacobs and her amazing dog JOWLS!
“CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??”
Wait a minute! You’re not Jacob! HELP!!
jase, i wonder if you’d give each Thursday movie you list a little *** rating or something after you’ve seen it. You see a lot of new movies and it’d be great to get your feedback. AN
Hey Aunt Nancy –
Look over there now.
Poor Linda didn’t know her recent weight gain would activate a deep seated herding response in Max, her beloved frisbee-fetching sheepdog.
“Listen up, lady!! Let me have a chance to catch the frisbee!!!”
“Having swallowed the four goldfish, an iguana, a parrot, and the family cat whole, Tippy now sought bigger game.”
“Having swallowed four goldfish, an iguana, a parrot, and the family cat whole, Tippy now sought bigger game.”
Pinole: the armpit of Hercules. That was the best day of being stranded…ever! I’ve never let a car get low on oil since then. If only we had walked the other direction, we would have found the bowling alley (and maybe a bag of chips, or something). Oh well. Good times, eh?
Janice confuses “earbud” with “Air Bud” and uses her woofer as a tweeter.
HA!! I vote for Mike B and for Philip. Hilarious!!!
Betty was surprisingly calm. She expected her life to flash before her eyes, but the only image she could see was Sparky’s face buried in that poodles ass 5 minutes earlier.
HAHAHAHH Winner winner chicken dinner!
I Vote for Matt!!!! 🙂