Whattup, Peeps! (And yes, by Peeps I am referring to those delectable little sugar-coated marshmallow thingies that people seem to have around the house this time of the year. You know you love them. For a little extra holiday fun, try putting a Peep in the microwave. It’ll be the highlight of your day, I swear).
Anyway, welcome back to another caption contest. Since I’ve rambled on enough already, let’s just get to last week’s winner.

Unfortunately, the party planners misconstrued Fat Joe's suggestion to "make it rain." - Ameena El-Bibany
Congratulations to Ameena El-Bibany for earning the big prize this week. In addition to making your first title defense of the Coveted Caption Contest Crown, you have won the following items: Free California Aggie newspapers for as long as you attend UCD, a lifetime supply of cheese (courtesy of the fine folks at the Milk Farm on highway 80), and the knowledge that after all those times you entered my caption contests in middle school, you have finally made it to the top of the hill. Props once again, Ameena!
Here are this week’s runner-ups:
- Never having grown an appreciation of humor, Phil, head of the janitorial services, mistook the meaning of a teacher’s passing comment that the class of 2012 “ought to be sterilized.” – Iris
- Celebrating the school’s first “flush toilet.” – Jeff
- April 18, 2007, was a day of anger, rage and mayhem, when Sanjaya was voted off of American Idol. – Matt
Congrats to the three of you as well. Great work.
Now, I present to you, the picture for this week’s contest. Good luck.
When Charlie Sheen held open auditions for his “torpedo of Destruction” tour, Olivia’s brother, Francisco Newton-John took Charlie literally. He knew that his “torpedo” could do some destruction of its own……..
We’re gay. No really, we’re gay.
Looks like the Loverboy Reunion Tour is a go!
For a good time call: 976.HUNK
Cast of Jersey Shore signs on for its tenth season!
(from Dave)
Richard Simmons unveils the Dream Team
pinnacle of my life!
The executives at Chess King soon realized that holding an open casting call for their 1989 catalogue was a bad idea, ultimately leading to the retailer’s untimely demise.
Working for a living, living and a’working…
I’m taking what they’re giving ’cause I’m working for a living!
In 1985, in an effort to liven up their stale act, The Village People decided to add 4 new members (from left): Air Guitar Player, Italian Street Hoodlum, Campy Aerobic Instructor, and David Soul.
No… seriously… stop laughing… this really was cool. No, they didn’t lose a bet… No, those aren’t girls’ shorts… okay… *maybe* they look gay now, but you gotta understand that in the 80s, there wasn’t a lot of difference between looking cool and looking gay…
Still anxiously awaiting news of a Pilot reunion tour in hopes they might be selected as the opening band…
Ladies and gentlemen……REO Douchewagon!
YMCA
“REO Douchewagon”
LOL!!!
🙂
The 1980’s version of “Thunder Down Under”