Greetings and salutations to all you Captains of the Caption out there and welcome back for another week of mischievous mayhem and cleverly-crafted calisthenics of the verbal variety in the form of our weekly Caption Contest.
Thanks to a late-week surge in entries, this week’s competition certainly heated up.
Though her parents insisted there were no wheelchairs in Medieval times (centaurs, breast tattoos and dead rabbit necklaces, yes, but wheelchairs, no), Erica managed to sneak into the family photo anyway. - Traci
Congrats to Traci for earning the title of Caption Contest Champion for the week. Along with the bragging rights afforded to winning contestants for the next six to seven consecutive days, you have also earned quite an impressive prize package: An original cast recording of Capuchino High School’s 1986 production of Grease on cassette tape, a special once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to view the directors cut of the seen-by-dozens film entitled Colma The Musical, and backstage passes to the next Band Camp performance. Enjoy your well-earned stash of stuff, Tra!
Here are the runner-ups for the week:
- Disappointed at how the blind date was going, Cindy left the Renaissance fair because she was feeling a little hoarse. – Patrick “Higgy” Higgins
- Please tell me I’m adopted. – Julie
- Woman: “I know your personal ad said you were ‘Hung Like a Horse’, but this is ridiculous… ” – Sean B
- His career sinking, Charlie Sheen agreed to star in the new WB series Three and a Douche Bags, about a Modesto family and their struggling Dungeons and Dragons Theme park. – Matt
Also, special consideration goes to Ross for the funniest entry that 90% of our readers didn’t get with his mention of the Aristocrats. You’ve been awarded the prestigious Referencia Obscura Prize for your efforts. Congratulations to you, Ross.
Thank you all for participating in the contest this time. I really appreciate it. Good luck this week!
The Adventures of ALS Boy 
YAY! I’m giddy with glee! I really thought Ross deserved it, though!
This week’s entry forthcoming….
How lucky were we to have guys standing on the roof with empty buckets when we through all that water up in the air for our class picture
senior pranks!
The Young Building-Washers Society didn’t realize they had scheduled their first training session on school portrait day… until it was too late.
Sadly, the graduating class did not realize how easy it was to fool the Blind Fire Brigade until it was too late….
Nothin’ like making a “splash” at graduation!
Unfortunately, the party planners misconstrued Fat Joe’s suggestion to “make it rain.”
celebrating the schools first “flush toilet”
America outsources it’s college football coaching positions…with hilarious results.
Never having grown an appreciation for humor, Phil, head of the janitorial services, mistook the meaning of a teacher’s passing comment that the class of 2012 “ought to be sterilized.”
You got Dunk’d!
As punishment for their “World’s Largest Golden Shower” prank, the boys of Delta House at Calcutta State were placed on double secret probation by Dean Ravinder.
April 18, 2007, was a day of anger, rage and mayhem, when Sanjaya was voted off of American Idol.