Hello my friends and welcome back to yet another edition of the most popular caption contest on this blog. Thank you for making Calling All Captions a part of your online lives these first four weeks of its existence. It only gets better from here so be sure to spread the word about what we’re doing here to folks who would enjoy it. Thanks again.
Let’s check out the winning entry from last time.
"You have done well, my young apprentice. I shall call you Darth Sharpie. Now ... RISE!" - Sean B.
Congratulations on your victory, Sean B, from all of us in the wretched hive of scum and villainy at the Mos Eisley cantina. Along with the bejeweled and bedazzled “captionship” crown, you have won a year’s worth of lodging at the swanky and luxurious Viking Apartments on D Street in Davis. Also included in this spectacular prize package is the greatest hits disc of The Steve Miller Band as well as the complete series of Mr Belvedere on DVD. Happy lodging, listening, and viewing, Sean!
A round of applause goes out to the following runner-ups:
- Batman’s nemesis The Joker had an arch enemy even earlier in life called “The Doodler”. – bvd
- Little Chrissy’s career as a tattoo artist ended as swiftly as it began. – Traci
- But you said, “Kiss and makeup!” – Kevin Connell
I would also like to say thank you to everyone who submitted a caption but came up a little short of seeing your name on the list above. It takes a lot of courage to even put something out there and I recognize and commend your efforts. Props to you, too.
Now, enough of all this feel-good stuff, here’s the new picture for this week. It’s not like you’re gonna need it this time around, but good luck all the same. This photo is overflowing with potential captions!
The Adventures of ALS Boy 
I win the internet! Yeah!
Caption:
Girl: “Where is Child Protective Services when I need them?”
or
Woman: “I know your personal ad said you were ‘Hung Like a Horse’, but this is ridiculous…”
Please tell me I’m adopted.
The Renaissance Faire: Even the socially inept can hook up.
His career sinking, Charlie Sheen agreed to star in the new WB series Three and a Half Douche Bags, about a Modesto family and their struggling Dungeons & Dragons Theme park.
With the end of this year’s fair, Little Tiffany realises that next year, she would be relegated to playing the centaur’s ass while her brother Billy would get to be a knight.
Disappointed at how the blind date was going, Cindy left the Renaissance fair because she was feeling a little hoarse.
my Dad is such a horses ass! and MOM…..she cannot “contain” herself in public
Season’s Greetings from Middle Earth!
Welcome to the “Ye Olde Reality Show Audition”
Though her parents insisted there were no wheelchairs in Medieval times (centaurs, breast tattoos and dead rabbit necklaces, yes, but wheelchairs, no), Erica managed to sneak into the family photo anyway.
TV show producer: “Wow… that’s one helluva an idea for a show… what it called?”
Pitch guy:”The Aristocrats!”
Wishing you a very Merry Christmas!
its about that time
to stand in line
but beware the horse man
comes from behind
LMAO – Ross gets my vote!!!
“that’s not my hand”
“Mom!!! Dad said he was going to bring me to the Justin Bieber concert!!”