Do you want to play a game?
The game is called What’s Your Adult Film Star Name. You can call it the What’s Your Soap Opera Star Name game if you want, it doesn’t really matter. The rules are exactly the same.
To find out your adult film or soap opera (or AF/SO) star name, simply follow these steps:
Take your middle name and combine it with the name of the street on which you grew up.
Using myself as an example, my middle name is John and I lived on Pepper Drive growing up so my AF/SO star name would be Johnny Pepper. Not a bad moniker for an AF/SO star, don’t you think?
Now it’s your turn to play. Please share with all of us your AF/SO star name by leaving a comment below. I will be a bit bummed out if we don’t get at least thirty responses so get your name game on now.
Thank you for participating.
The Adventures of ALS Boy 
John Paddock
Joanne Le Genevray
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Michael Rosewood. Any porn name that has “wood” in it is a winner, IMO.
Anne Winona
Danielle Boca Chica
Mary Coppett
Bethy Bentler
Patricia Los Montes
My stage name would be Catherine Allen. Very Waspy doncha think?
Jeannie Johnson
And, imho “wood” and “johnson” are close to equal 😉
“Wilhelmina Meadowcroft”
I love that this is the first post I’m commenting on. 🙂
Ellen Cottonwood
Nicky77
sorry, mine is boring:
Ann Camaritas
but it is a little sassy
Kay Cherry
Patricia Beau Rivage.
Mine is Anne Crystal Springs. I think that sounds pretty soap opera-y, actually.
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My soap opera name is Maggie Springfield. Matt Groening would approve.
Charles Broadlands
I think I need to pop out and buy a polo pony and grow an evil moustache (that I can twirl).
Leigh Buchan
ugh!
Not interesting. Definitely soap opera rather than adult film. Oh well, you win some, you lose some.
Lee McKendry
Not terribly exciting, don’t think I could see it for an adult film but maybe a soap opera or an actor’s stage name or something. I’ll keep it in mind in case I ever need to reinvent myself 🙂
Tracy Hudson. Not bad.
Mine is Mary Little – sounds much more like a “back-room” room person than someone in front of camera
Christin Millen…very boring..would definitely need to spice it up…
Mine becomes Bolton Terracedale. Not awful- but a grandchild Shepherd Bumphead.
Yes, such a road exists because it had such a dip that you might hit the roof of the car if you were driving too fast.
Annette Leyd. Could possibly be Annie Leyd which would be pronounced Annie Laid. Cool.
Jennifer Avalon!
Gerarda Greenwood. That’s right. That’s one sexy porn name.
Ann Dickens…Mmmm with a little imagination you can picture an uppity 60 year old well-to-do soap character!
As I had two long-time primary homes (one for each half of my childhood), my other choice is: Ann Ethel…who is a stodgy old gossip, keeping track of all of the goings on in the soap neighborhood!
This was fun. Thanks!
Jane Ridgewood
Dean Roslyn
Palmer Hogarth
Sounds rather British, stiff upper lip. And MALE.
Brady Arlington
I don’t know what the British porn scene is like, but I feel like my alter ego might have a place there…
Maggie Central
Michelle Silica (sounds a bit too close to silicone, IMO)
Ann Lindemann
Ann Quail
Lynn Chestnut.
Baow-chicka-baow-baow…
Leah Claremont
[sigh] so regal
Michael Conle
That’s not very good.
Technically it would be Vincent Quiet Hills Farm. However, Vinny Hills is probably the best I could do with that.
Marie Awahnee
However, I have heard the Name game done with your middle name and your 1st car…which would be:
Marie Riviera. Which I think sounds better.
Elizabeth Flemington….. that is awful and yet so fitting.
Kim- I like the car idea…mine would be Ann Mustang, which sounds pretty Adult Film!!! And for the record, it was a bitchen 1966 baby blue Mustang, that refused to start on a regular basis! LOL I loved and hated that car!
Lynn Flemming
It sounds like a name of a star in a 1950’s movie
I’m Calle Jean (that would be pronounced Callie Jean in my world) I reversed the two names because I didn’t think Jean Callie sounded as fun!) Good game, good blog!
Yeah. The car thing doesn’t work for all of us. Lynn Beetle? Or even better Lynn Bug? Not so sexy.
I’ve actually heard it done with your first pet’s name + the street you grew up on, which in my case would be Oscar Chestnut. Makes things complicated…
One of the other version I heard was your first pet’s name plus your mother’s maiden name.
Which would make me Misty May, which is nice.
Nassem Seriana.
I think I win the grand prize:
Victoria Randy
Marie La Jolla
¡¡¡Elisa Tezoquipa!!!! (Pronounced “tes-oh-ki-pa”) Kinda has a nice ring to it.
Susan Jeffer
Michelle Whitney –
rather ho-hum…
Sorry. Been offline for a bit…
Soap Opera name for sure – Gertrude Wellesley.
Barbara Crestwood… I can’t believe Gretchen’s link matched up on THIS day. What could be better than porn-star-name-game-day! Kick ass!
Keoni El Capitan
Lawler Welborn. Pretty good soap opera name!
Anne Danvers
Eloise Ford…sounds like the schoolmarm in a John Wayne movie.
Cathy Driftaway 😉
marie poplar
Samuel Eaton
Mary Charleswood. I think I may have popped up in a Nancy Drew mystery…
(Yup – came through from the Happiness Project… Great blog!)
Shannon Fellowes
Happiness Project too…and glad I came.
Better late than never… Ann Gilbert