The Sounds of Silence

Listen!  Do you hear that harmonious and soothing absence of noise?   How about that complete and utter lack of droning plastic horn racket buzzing through the speakers of our nation’s flat screens and into our collective consciousness? Isn’t it pleasant?

Now that the cultural coming-out party of the dreaded vuvuzela is finally over, we can all get some much needed peace and quiet, at least until some pimply-faced marketing MBA with Major League Baseball gets the notion that what the 2010 All Star Game needs is Thunder Sticks 2.0.

It is taking place in Anaheim, you know.

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