“How you doin?”
If that phrase is unfamiliar to you — and I’m not talking with a Joey Tribiani from Friends accent — then perhaps you need to start watching The Wendy Williams Show on BET. If you’ve seen it, you already know what I am talking about. If you are living in a Wendy-less universe, let me try to explain just exactly what you are missing.
The Wendy Williams Show is the ultimate in train-wreck television. She has these pink notecards that are a high-lighted hot mess. She liberally reads off them during the show and the conclusions she comes to defy all rules of logic and reason. Fehmeen and I regularly exchange confused glances at thirty second intervals. And then comes the interviews. To say that she has the slightest clue as to how to conduct one would be stretching the truth like so much taffy. To call her style non-sequitor would be giving her too much credit.
Now before you set your DVR to Record Series I must strongly caution against that hasty an action. I would advise should you enter this fascinating world — and I wholeheartedly endorse such an entrance — that you do so gradually. We recommend no more than five minutes per viewing at first. Once you begin to feel comfortable then bump up your time to an entire segment, but no more than that. Trust me on this.
If you are secure with your place in our society, you owe it to the group as a whole to watch The Wendy Williams Show for no other reason but to keep it on the air for more to discover and for all to enjoy.
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