I’ve had the PEG tube protruding from my belly for about a week now. It hurt like hell going in — the local had worn off early on — and I felt every incision as it was made.
I can feel the water, but not the Ensure, as it enters my stomach. I taste nothing going down but still I burp. If I ‘drank’ wine, could I pass a breathalizer test?
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Excellent question, Jason. I think you should try it out. (Don’t tell Fehmeen I said that).
Skip the wine – go for whiskey!
Go for it!
Careful though, this could be another incarnation of “Purple Drain”
Oh Man!!! You could feel the incisions!!???? That sucks!!!
But you sure look happy having your meal 🙂
You are an inspiration, my boy!
love AN
I don’t know about passing the breathalyzer, but you would be able to honestly tell any officer of the law “Why no officer – no alcohol has passed my lips”. Done with an innocent face, of course. Skip the wine and shoot tequila!
Sounds like you are back to your own sweet self!
Jason,
You look great with your new way of getting the nutrients… foxiest food tuber I ever saw! Have I mentioned lately how much your wife is a rock star? Sending you healing vibes always. -Kim
Keep fighting the good fight my friend!