Directions: You will be asked to examine a series of photographs. It is your happy task to determine exactly what (tf) is going on in those pictures. The first correct entry in the comments section below will earn a redeemable prize. Special consideration will be given in the form of an equally redeemable prize for the most original, creative, and out-of-the-box entry as well. Sorry Emma, but members of my immediate family and employees of ALS Boy, Inc are ineligible to participate.
Good luck.
The Adventures of ALS Boy 
If I was a betting woman, I’d say that you were being fitted for a life-sized mold.
This mold is to be used for the newly improved version of a classic childhood game, that we all used to play as children.
The newly improved, highly anticipated Picetti-Bug version of:
OPERATION
Only this time, the game includes Satin Sheets and an I-pod dock to rock out! 🙂
ha, many would suspect this was a simple breathing monitor confirming you’re getting a healthy intake of oxygen.
little do they know this is a newer version of that Peter Frampton, singing through your guitar amp, device. the end product will be an album to be sold in conjuction with your racey calendar.
I get it its the real life adult size operation game!!!
We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
or some sort of biofeedback loop (but Borgs are waay cooler!) 😉
Hope you’re all doing well!
Some sort of torture device that has been rigged to play Miley Cyrus around the clock? I’m guessing the wires are to monitor the exact moment in time when you are about to spontaneously combust. The oxygen, of course, is pumping laughing gas, hence the smile.
Obviously, you’ve returned from the future with some kind of advanced sexual stimulation device.
Waiting for someone to pull your finger?
Looks to me like you are inhaling music via an old school portable tape player. Perhaps inhaling some classic early 80s Van Halen?
Jase,
still wondering what you are doing?
AN
You are hooked up to one of those electro-stimulators! You are working out your muscles through the power of tiny electric pulses!
turning back the time?