Emma is one lucky little bug. She currently resides in a beautiful home, has plenty of food to eat, and enjoys the privilege of having many toys to play with on a daily basis. She possesses a colorful and stylish wardrobe that, when worn, illicits nods of approval and occasional catty glances of envy from [...]
Archive for November, 2008
A Tale of Two Nannies
Posted in Emma on November 25, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The End of My Radio Silence
Posted in Life on November 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I’ve been in a bit of a funk lately. Nothing too severe or even outwardly noticeable but I have sensed a subtle change in myself. I’m not sad and I’m not depressed because I have an amazing core of family and friends that have dedicated their lives to making mine easier. I haven’t suffered any [...]
Rants and Raves Revisited Volume 1 Issue 3
Posted in Rants and Raves on November 13, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Hey everyone, and welcome to another installment of Rants and Raves Revisited. I’ve really meant to get this post out sooner but I have literally been busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. Between all of my various appointments, my seemingly never-ending Spite and Malice card games with Dorian and The Hen, and [...]
Halloween with Willy Wonka
Posted in Bad Behavior on November 10, 2008 | 4 Comments »
We’ve lived at our condo complex in Sunnyvale now for a little over three years this past August. We didn’t know anyone here when we moved in and we don’t know anyone here now. Maybe it’s the neighborhood, maybe it’s our society in the twenty-first century, or maybe Fehmeen and I are just anti-social weirdos [...]
The Legend of Chapman and the Statue of Molly Malone
Posted in Allegedly Funny, Bad Behavior, Life on November 5, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I pissed my pants the other day. A lot. It wasn’t a dribble here or a trickle there, either. I’m talking about a full-on, soaked from crotch to ankles kind of accident. And it all happened so quickly, too. Except the peeing part. That seemed to last for hours before it finally stopped.
Ever since the [...]
Another Reason Why I Love My Wife
Posted in Family Fun, Fehmeen on November 2, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Fehmeen and I took Emma out to eat last night at Black Angus in Sunnyvale for the Bug’s seven month birthday celebration. Even though it was her seven-twelfths birthday dinner, I ate prime rib, Fehmeen had shrimp, and Emma drank her usual Earth’s Best organic formula. We never fail to be impressed by our baby’s [...]
