Fehmeen and I went out clubbing last night. On a school night, even. We were so exhausted after an evening of debauchery that they had to wheel me out of there. There was slightly inappropriate dancing and excessive drinking and thunderous live music pumping all night long. And if you think that we were a [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Someone Needs a Hug: An Evening at Club Rodeo
Posted in Concert, Music on September 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Have to Give a Little to Get a Little
Posted in Life on September 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I had a pretty rough Sunday a few weeks ago. Think back a few weekends to Sunday, September 7, at approximately 1030 am. Now, imagine me sitting on the couch, in front of the tv, with a Dell laptop, well, on my lap. I toggled between the two open windows on my desktop screen, [...]
My Daughter Hates Me
Posted in Emma on September 18, 2008 | 2 Comments »
My daughter hates me or so I thought for the first few months of her life. Whenever I would hold her in my arms or even look at her and catch her gaze, she would scream and cry with such voracity and fierceness that I wondered if my neighbors would call CPS on me. [...]
I’m Not Afraid to Admit that…
Posted in Allegedly Funny on September 12, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I’m not afraid to admit that:
I have thoroughly enjoyed watching a daily episode of Gilmore Girls on my dvr every day for months now.
I visit a comic shop every single Wednesday without fail (except those weeks that have a Monday holiday during which the Wednesday becomes Thursday) to pick up my latest assortment of comic [...]
The Top Ten Annoying Things About Having ALS
Posted in Symptoms on September 8, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I’m sure that if I wanted to I could stretch this list to, say, infinity, but that would take way too long for you to read and even longer for me to write so for the sake of all involved I will condense my vitriol to a relatively short list of ten things that really [...]
We’re Never Too Busy For Your Referral
Posted in Allegedly Funny on September 3, 2008 | 5 Comments »
I have a cousin named Matt P^&*%. Well, technically, he’s not really my cousin, we were close family friends growing up, and throughout the years we just got into the habit of calling each other cousin. Our families would eat Mexican food at La Pinata in Burlingame and vacation together every summer in Lake Tahoe. [...]
